Welcome to CDNO

Amber: 00:00

I was just gonna make a joke. "Oh, the Pentagon, we can like scare them with different shapes".

Adam: 00:06

Like the missile shape.

Amber: 00:08

Like circles.

Riley: 00:09

Watch me roll up with a triacontahedron

ALL: 00:11

(laughter)

Wesley (voiceover): 00:14

Welcome to Caution Do Not Open. A podcast created by college friends for no reason.

Riley: 00:20

Wahoo's a thot who always wants to have his titties out on camera.

Grayson: 00:24

Hey, Riley, guess what?

Riley: 00:25

Are you going to tell me you've been going to the same barber for the past 10 years?

Grayson: 00:29

No, I was gonna say I've been going to the EXACT same barber for 10 years.

Riley: 00:33

Mother ******, that what I said!

Jackson & Joey: 00:34

(laughter)

Riley: 00:37

I hate you, Grayson.

Grayson: 00:39

Oh you should. You definitely should.

Wesley (voiceover): 00:41

Along with a little bit of humor.

Amber: 00:44

Stabby McStabStab?

Amber: 00:48

French Revolution, let's go!

Wesley (voiceover): 00:52

Whatever that was.

Jackson: 00:54

I just find it hilarious when I see Wesley online - in Discord saying "Playing Adobe Audition" like, that's what you do with Adobe Audition.

Amber & Wesley: 01:02

Oh yeah.

Wesley (voiceover): 01:05

Hey, you never know. Join us every Tuesday for new episodes. Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @cdnopodcast, and support us on Patreon at patreon.com/cdnopodcast. Caution Do Not Open. One of the weirdest podcasts on the Internet.