Ramblings IV

Ramsses: 00:00

It is me

Riley: 00:13

Hewo Ramsses, uwu

Amber: 00:17

(groaning)

Quincy: 00:17

The pain is real

Ramsses: 00:19

Okay, Amber, I'm sorry I hurt you

Amber: 00:23

(laugh) No, it's Ri-- (anger)

Riley: 00:27

Quincy and Ramsses react so aggressively to it. And that's the funny part.

Quincy: 00:33

Facts.

Ramsses: 00:34

I wonder why.

Riley: 00:35

But you- You threatened my life when I uwu at you so I'm gonna keep doing it.

Ramsses: 00:40

Oh my goodness.

Jackson: 00:42

(laughter)

Quincy: 00:43

What do you mean it is aggressive reaction when I say that I'm going to... slam your head through a table.

Riley: 00:50

(laughter) I don't know, man

Quincy: 00:51

Yeah, yeah, you! You are the most aggressive person out of me and Ramsses.

Amber: 00:55

I will murder all of you!

Riley: 00:57

I don't know what you're talking about. Amber...

Quincy: 01:00

You said that to Grayson, you said that to Adam.

Riley: 01:04

(flashback) I bleached my hair earlier. And it's kind of orange and it's kind of spotty in places, but I don't hate it. It's fun and funky fresh.

Adam: 01:12

So you're Donald Trump.

Riley: 01:14

I will murder you in cold goddamn blood Adam and I won't feel bad about it.

Adam: 01:19

How? My blood is warm.

Riley: 01:23

Not after you're dead, it's not.

Adam: 01:25

If you microwave it, it is.

Riley: 01:28

Okay, I'll just drink it first.

Adam: 01:31

You can't, it's cold. You have to warm it up in the microwave.

Riley: 01:38

Blood is blood.

Adam: 01:39

I wonder what happens when you put a baby in the microwave?

Riley: 01:42

It dies?!

Adam: 01:44

Nah, it'll just warm up. It'll just warm up!

Quincy: 01:48

You wann run by me... You want to run me again...

Ramsses: 01:54

Wow.

Quincy: 01:55

So... you got anything to say against that, Riley?

Riley: 01:59

I mean, no. But, you know, you threaten to like chokeslam me through tables. So like,

Quincy: 02:06

Um, you know that meme, right, with Grayson and a lot of other people in Neumont server, right? That says "Yeah, I'm a gamer". Why did we not make a post of gamers?

Grayson: 02:18

Oh my gosh, Quincy. You are a genius!

Ramsses: 02:21

I thought that was already a thing

Adam: 02:26

We're more of a group and now we're gonna just put a name under it.

Wesley: 02:32

Don't judge us Adam.

Riley: 02:33

I'm gonna shoot myself. God dammit.

Ramsses: 02:36

So, umm

Riley: 02:38

Unrelated

Grayson: 02:38

Whoa, there buckaroo. Shooting yourself isn't the way to go about it.

Adam: 02:43

That's illegal. And you can't do that because it's against the law.

Grayson: 02:47

That's murder.

Ramsses: 02:48

I'm sorry. I'm sorry guys.

Quincy: 02:50

I just need a... an Uzi and I can do like that clip thing that that one person that with the bullet bullet, yup.

Ramsses: 02:59

Like, so like I'm sorry, but I'm like- I've been like searching through this for like about 10 minutes.

Riley: 03:05

No one's gonna question why I randomly shouted that. Thanks, guys.

Ramsses: 03:08

You're welcome. I've been- I've been like- I've been searching over this for like 10 minutes and I'm sorry I'm just obsessed with the fact that a car manufacturer sells... that's part number 1998-500-A

Joey: 03:28

What are you talking about?

Wesley: 03:31

He's getting parts off the Volkswagens website, leave him alone.

Ramsses: 03:38

Yes, yes, it's Volks-

Wesley: 03:39

Leave the man alone he has his needs. Leave him be

Ramsses: 03:47

I want to make this a cult. So um, so I just- I just want to say right now that wikiHow is just basically that one place you go to for if you have nothing to do and just want- just really want to know and how to badly huff gasoline. Well, I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure a cult centered around Roblox Cheating is not going to bring anything good to the table.

Grayson: 04:09

Exactly.

Ramsses: 04:11

Goodness, am I really gonna pay 20 bucks just to-

Adam: 04:14

No, you're not. You're going to look it up on the workshop and see if they had- someone else made an exact duplicate of it for zero money.

Ramsses: 04:20

Don't tell me how to use my paycheck.

Adam: 04:21

I will. Because you know what? I will be your mother.

Ramsses: 04:24

You are not my mother.

Wesley: 04:28

Mom, stop it.

Adam: 04:30

I refuse.

Quincy: 04:31

Oh my God, Mom. I just want to go hang out with my friends.

Wesley: 04:35

I just want to hang out with my friends.

Adam: 04:38

Don't make me get the spatula again.

Wesley: 04:40

Not the spatula, please, no.

Ramsses: 04:44

See, that's why you can't be my mom. My mom wouldn't warn me before she tried

Wesley: 04:48

She'd just come into your room with a chancla and just absolutely wreck you.

Ramsses: 04:53

Yeah, exactly. She wouldn't even give me a warning. But she will- She will knock on my door

Wesley: 04:59

And then burst it wide open and like "what did I hear about"

Ramsses: 05:03

She will comically burst at wide open in a cartoon?

Quincy: 05:06

What did I hear you say on the podcast?

Ramsses: 05:09

Nothing mom

Quincy: 05:14

(laughter)

Adam: 05:14

Hey Ramses, I'm knocking on your door to respect your privacy but enforcing my laws as a parent.

Ramsses: 05:20

I'm coming in anyway! (thud)